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Eat The Reich

Eat The Reich

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Expected Release Date: May 2024 (Game will ship and be available for pickup on this day).

THIS ITEM IS A PREORDER. If you bundle this purchase with in-stock items to be shipped, the entire order will not ship until this item is available. If you bundle it with in-stock items for an in-store pickup, you can still pick up the rest of the order now.

EAT THE REICH is a tabletop roleplaying game in which you, a vampire commando, are coffin-dropped into occupied Paris and must cut a bloody swathe through nazi forces en route to your ultimate goal: drinking all of Adolf Hitler's blood. This over-the-top, ultraviolent game is designed to be played from beginning to end in one to three sessions of carnage, blood magic, meaningful flashbacks and hundreds upon hundreds of extremely dead fascists. It tells one story, it tells it loud, and it tells it brilliantly. Think Wolfenstein crossed with Danger 5 and you're not far off the mark.

EAT THE REICH is a lavishly illustrated, beautifully written 72-page rulebook and it has everything you need to get started: A quick-to-learn D6 dice pool system - the Havoc Engine - that encourages creative violence; Enemy reinforcement rules that keep the vampire invaders on their toes; Pregenerated iconic characters (with room to level up); Gruesome augmented Übermenschen (drink their blood to level up); Non-accurate maps of Paris with lots of location details and ideas for fun things to destroy.

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